Playdate (2025)
“This is something a Dad needs to handle.” Less kid friendly than expected and aimed more towards grown-ups, Playdate looks like an early 2000’s film starring Dwayne Johnson or Vin […]
Tron: Ares (2025)
“Can I trust you?” Tron: Ares is the type of movie where you’re better off not asking too many questions if you’re looking for maximum enjoyment. Knowing exactly how the […]
Jingle All The Way (1996)
“I’ll be there. I promise.” I appreciate how simple Jingle All the Way is, even though it plays out so much worse now that I watch it as an adult. Howard Langston […]
How to Train Your Dragon (2025)
“Stop trying to be something you’re not.” Falling into the latest trend of forcing animated films into so-called live-action updates (where most of the image is computer generated regardless), How to […]
The Map That Leads to You (2025)
“I just like to know what’s next.” Life is about to get serious for Heather (Madelyn Cline). School is over and the real world is knocking, with her invite to […]
Eternity (2025)
“It’s important to move on.” One ending is only the opportunity for chances at different beginnings in Eternity, a film with a fascinating concept that fumbles the ball before crossing the […]
Oh. What. Fun. (2025)
“They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays…Moms.” Both a throwback to the feeling of old holiday films and a play-by-play rehash of certain scenes […]
My Secret Santa (2025)
“My life is kind of a balancing act right now.” Preposterous in all of the worst ways, My Secret Santa is among the worst films of the year, even despite my […]
Materialists (2025)
“There’s just not a standout quality.” Curiously opening with the dawn of man and transitioning to present day New York, Materialists posits that romantic relationships are primal and that rings and […]
The 2025 Academy Awards: Thoughts and Predictions
Best Actor in a Supporting Role: The best performance in a category that isn’t all that stacked will rightfully win. And as a side note, I’m not sure how Borisov […]
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